Funny Valentine's Day Quotes...

"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." <--A guy said that. duh.

"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand."

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."

"I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV."

Thought these were pretty comical... :)

You know you have great friends...

when someone asks what's the stupidest thing you have ever done with them.... And you can't give them an answer because there are too many.... :)

:)

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."